PASTOR’S BUSINESS CARD

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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.  He took out a business card and wrote, “Revelations 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering  was processed the following  Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to the back was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10”.

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins ‘Behold i stand at the door and knock..’ Genesis 3:10 reads, ‘I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for i was naked.’

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

A cheerful heart is good medicine (Proverbs 17:22)

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